🧚 congratulations. you've made it through.
not everyone gets this far - some people don't click, some people ignore the warning, some people never even open the email. but you did. which means you're already compromised. there's no undoing it now.
here's what's been circulating:
The Fairy Network
⚠ URGENT: FAIRY NETWORK BREACH DETECTED ⚠
ur device has been compromised by an unidentified fairy entity. as a result a song called fairies has been installed on your system.
the fairy network requires you to immediately:
1. LISTEN TO FAIRIES
2. SHARE FAIRIES WITH ONE REAL PERSON
3. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO 5 PEOPLE
failure to comply within 24 hours may result in:
🧚 unexplained glitter
🧚 a haunting midnight visit from BIG BEX
🧚 extreme addiction to the song
🧚 terribly bad luck
🧚 an uncontrollable urge to play the song on loop
DO NOT BREAK THE FAIRY CHAIN.
every person you send this to becomes part of the fairy network. every person they send it to expands the network. 2gether, we can contain the breach.
this message has been automatically forwarded. probably.
AWAY WITH THOSE FAIRIES. this is not from BEX, she was cursed. xox
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